boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

(via zeeerawr)

basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

(via awknessbot)

sammynotvaldez:

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

I JUST FUCKING CHOKED

(via thespacebetween100)

ONE TIME THIS GIRL BAYS TOLD ME TO LISTEN TO MUMFORD AND SONS AND I JUST THANK HER SO MUCH FOR THAT OMG

LOL OMG BEST STORY EVER

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